Hydration, but make it hilarious. This 20oz penis water bottle comes dressed in a removable, hand-crocheted cozy by Zandra Hill for maximum laughs and standout style. Equal parts functional and funny, it’s the ultimate conversation starter for festivals, bachelorette parties, gag gifts, or anyone who loves bold, irreverent accessories.
The clear 20oz bottle features a secure lid and built-in straw for easy sipping on the go. The snug crochet cover adds texture, grip, and personality—plus it’s removable for easy cleaning. Whether you’re gifting it or keeping it for yourself, this piece brings humor to your hydration routine.
Details:
20oz clear water bottle with lid & straw
Removable, hand-crocheted cozy by Zandra Hill
Lightweight and easy to carry
Reusable and easy to clean
Perfect for novelty gifts, parties, festivals, and laughs
Hydration, but make it hilarious. This 20oz penis water bottle comes dressed in a removable, hand-crocheted cozy by Zandra Hill for maximum laughs and standout style. Equal parts functional and funny, it’s the ultimate conversation starter for festivals, bachelorette parties, gag gifts, or anyone who loves bold, irreverent accessories.
The clear 20oz bottle features a secure lid and built-in straw for easy sipping on the go. The snug crochet cover adds texture, grip, and personality—plus it’s removable for easy cleaning. Whether you’re gifting it or keeping it for yourself, this piece brings humor to your hydration routine.
Details:
20oz clear water bottle with lid & straw
Removable, hand-crocheted cozy by Zandra Hill
Lightweight and easy to carry
Reusable and easy to clean
Perfect for novelty gifts, parties, festivals, and laughs
Water bottle size
9.1in Height, 3inn Width
in Crochet Penis
11.5in Height
